Look at the wellys! Amazing
One of my best pals just asked me how old im going to be on sat…
we’ve been bestos for about a year now, are you fucking kidding me?
I want my pals back. fed up of boyfriends and random lassies your pumping. fed up having to hear how amazing everything is and how much banter you guys are having and how amazing these folk are. Do you guys realize you can actually NOT spend every day with them? Fuck sake. im fed up being the one to make all the effort and get nothing in return, im fed up doing ALL of the traveling to see any of you guys, im fed up being the one spending all the money for us to be able to do stuff and im fed up off listening to you talk shite about the things you get upto with these folk. Get a grip. Make time for your pals n stop being shite bags, keep plans for once n actually make some fucking effort!
why am i your hero? well apart from my awesome banter and bangin chebs ;) hahahaa xxxxxxx
i dont remember….
5 whys.
1. Why is Simon Neil so amazingly fucking beautifully sexy.
2. Whys Alana not here for me to spoon.
3. Why is everyone posting about food… so hungry.
4. Why have the last 2 hours past so quickly.
5. Why isn’t the next book in The Lorien Legacies series out now instead of August.
BUT WHYYYYY!!!!!
Howcome you got a bar job? I'm a barman! It's cos your better looking than me probably. Naebody wants to look at my miserable puss all day lol. LAAAV YOU
coz im amazingly brilliant at pouring pints, have amazing witty banter and have a mahoosive football/any gambling involved sports knowledge.
….its coz i have boobs :3
